largishcat:

nonegenderleftpain:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

before: GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCK PIECE OF SHIT

after: hello mommy 🥺 could you pretty please help me with this 🥺 it’s me your baby boy

heatandapathy:

Has a videogame ever made you cry?

No

No but I’ve come pretty close

;_; (name the game/s in the tags)

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silver–storms:

I’ve never met anyone who likes their birthstone. Reblog + put in the tags what yours is, if you like it and what birthstone you’d rather have.

arrgh-whatever:

toonskribblez:

Medusa but instead of snakes her hair is made of these guys

@jellie-bean u know i gotta tag you in every worm post i come across

laurie-juspeczyk:

shout out to anyone who read young jedi knights: lightsabers at a formative age and will never not be obsessed with tenel ka

alexopossum:

manywinged:

manywinged:

successfully navigating a social interaction really does feel like picking the correct dialogue option in a video game

person i’m having a conversation with: i really enjoy talking to you :)

the social success meter that lingers at the edges of my vision at all times:

@lyricalnerd @biblobloggins

wildflowerveins:

i saw a tweet today that said that you shouldn’t sleep on just one side because it’ll make your face lopsided and it got me thinking about the few months when i used a gua sha stone really consistency. i remember proudly showing one of my best friends that my forehead lines had disappeared and tho i don’t know what reaction i expected, i remember being shocked when they were like, “but wait, those are *your* forehead lines.” and that’s the thing, isn’t it. our faces are *our* faces, our bodies are *our* bodies: they reflect who we are and how we live, beyond even our genetics. maybe the way i sleep is the reason why i can only wink with my left eye or why my right eyebrow is slightly longer than my left but why would i want to change that? if our bodies are our homes, i’d really prefer for mine to look lived in with trinkets and souvenirs and remembrances versus like a perfect fresh outta the box ikea showroom. my forehead lines and scars and birth marks and laugh lines and freckles are all memories my body has kept for me, memories that sometimes exist outside of my own awareness. beyond aesthetics, how i live in my body shapes how my body lives. my muscles remember me, my bones remember me, my skin remembers me. how could any of that be a bad thing?

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

kaijuno:

I hit a pothole (a Michigan pothole so basically a sinkhole) today and my check engine light came on. I don’t have one of those computer plugins to reset the light and I knew it was just a sensor that got knocked so I was just like “well let’s see if this works” and on the way home I swerved and hit the pothole again and the check engine light turned off

protectspock:

I made a quiz! What strongly implied but not “technically” canon Star Trek couple are you?

celiabedelia:

what does your choice of words say about you?

you speak melodically

your voice combined with your choice of words is like music to my hears! somehow, what might otherwise sound dull sounds beautiful coming from you. you’re probably a good singer or reciter of poetry.